If I wanted to do that part of the story for you, I wouldn’t have asked you to do it.
If I wanted to do that part of the story for you, I wouldn’t have asked you to do it.
I’m done with self care, it’s time for others harm.
People just don’t like homework. (Which is perfectly understandable) And for most people most of the time, learning a new system is homework.
I don’t know who Shelyn is but I love their lil gay bird
I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.
Then the US flag will become Jeffrey Combs.
Not like, a picture of Jeffrey Combs. Just a spare one, clinging to a flag pole.
Every captain gets a little genocide, as a treat.
Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.
“You go to ask your Grandpa about it. He tries to explain but is so fucking racist you can’t even tell if he’s still speaking common. In between gibberish that’s probably old-timey slurs, you pick out something like ‘follow the quest hook’ and ‘the dm already told you where to go’”
“Nah roundears I wrapped it up”
“Yeah, I had to spend 50 doing your mom. And 50 before that for her mom, and her mom…”
Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.
Management wanted to double-dip. It’s why they released when they did, they thought if it was any later, no one would buy ps4 copies. Lextorias did a good video on it, if you like long form essay content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYYmyhf3ns
And America wasn’t actually empty frontier, either. It was full of the native people that had been living there since time imemorial, and the ex-europeans slaughtered and plagued their way through.