Australia: ‘Had to hop over a few rattlers on the way in today’
India: ‘Lol I just picked up a cobra and threw it out the window’
Blighty: ‘Thankfully I was able to flee the squirrels and make it to safety, fortunately I was wearing my brown trousers’
Surely a fine publication such as the Mirror wouldn’t publish a misleading headline?
Well that’s illegal, and I can literally point to the letter of the law:
Some goods must be sold in fixed sizes known as ‘specified quantities’.
Draught beer and cider: Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint
This explains why everyone’s “favourite” character is Zelda but nobody’s is Link
I don’t, but whoever they are I look down on them from atop a giant dwarf
Read the story, it wasn’t just for fun, it was their only working PC!
(Also at level 18 you can become even larger)
Who needs friends? A level 3 duergar rune knight can use giant’s might and enlarge person to become huge in one turn, and then action surge to get wrestling right away!
After a decade of identical rectangles it’s nice to see some crazy shit again
I have really been enjoying Bones in the Boneyard, it’s a super simple tetris-like with some spooky scary skeletons that make the match-three mechanism a little harder
Glad to see that Bum Farto is back after all these years
Yeah that raised an eyebrow. For anyone whose eyebrows remained unraised, fluorescence is glowing under UV.
You escaped addiction (hopefully) without too many long-term consequences, hopefully that remorse will help you avoid similar situations in the future :)
Maybe it’s picking up words like “assassin” unintentionally
Link broken, this is the working link from the OP
I only remembered to post this one quite late so it had probably already finished, alas
A few of my favourites that haven’t been called out in the comments yet:
It’s crikey, crickey just looks like you’ve misspelled cricket
A poor-man’s Sunday Sport