I see no flaw in that logic.
I see no flaw in that logic.
This may or may not be cool.
It might be the future of driving.
What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.
Big if true.
Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.
I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.
What if I’m taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?
OH MY GOD I’D BE KILLED!
I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.
The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.
Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.
I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.
Don’t give Trump any ideas.
I wonder how extra crispy would taste.
Uh, yeah Laura you go ahead and go to jail. I’ll totally be right behind you. You can totally trust me.
No he hasn’t
20 years from now:
Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.
Did you break both of your arms?
So it’s merely a buzzword then.