I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”
I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”
"Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?
– Oh good, nothing amiss here!"
“So, if Gandalf… weighs more than a duck… he’s a wraith!”
A GD B.
Gotta teach the birds about stranger danger.
Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.
That’s funny, I thought Danger was his… middle name.
Hmm… better just have one, then.
On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
Weird to see the proliferation over the years of think-pieces on the lack of libido in mainstream film. They act like it’s evidence that America is dead from the waist down – as if people can’t just go watch sex whenever they want, without having to share the experience with an auditorium full of people. Depictions of sexuality have just become more private, that’s all.
I think it’s the noise rather than simply the affection.
Extreme mouth noises bother some people. Not that I’d ever call anyone out on a train over it, but the sound of loud wet kissing gives me the creepy-crawlies in the same way that hearing someone sloppily eating a particularly juicy apple does.
Thank Bose for noise-cancelling earbuds.
Soong understood addiction – it’s just that his was making androids that looked like him.
“And I shall name you… Lore! Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.”
“Red 5, standing by.”
“Chirp chirp, chirp chirp!”
Why thank you! That’s very kind of…
Wait a minute.
I love them all of course, but mouse is my favorite 🐁
This is a good way to note which of your ports are fully functional.
“Bah gawd, that’s daddy’s music!”
Erebor, Ho!