When thrill seekers get eepy.

“Where was Gondorhealth when the deductibles rose?”

Whoops! Edited my bad grammar.

If you want to call a state “Jefferson” you’re going to have to fight the crazies in Shasta county, (in northern California) for it.

It worked!

“GIVE ME (spinal re-)GENESIS!”

*slides across the hood of a car*

And then there’s The Culture novels.

Which has all of those things :)

(Edited to fix bad grammar!)

Ted Talker at lunch: “Now, what if I told you… that right now as we speak… I would like the Filet O’ Fish…”

Go easy on the “warp speed” filter, bro!

“I don’t know what you mean. It was the orcs that did it. Those ones with the gold spilling out of their pockets.”

“You’ll see me coming. With tea.”

“There is an ancient, honorable tradition amongst Klingons called ‘cutting your losses.’ If you know my son you understand.”

“Oopsy-doodle! Well, what’s one archduke anyway, right?”

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker… of course, they’re triplets, it all fits!

“That’s a dance belt, Mister!”

Disturbingly, it was because the practice was considered unfair to the cows.

It’s a lot weirder than it used to be. Not Heathcliff weird, but there’s fewer jokes about golf than in the old days, that’s for sure.

Okay… but what if you were on a boat?