I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I’m confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

Below knee.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?

Who the fuck would vote in favor of more shit in the water supply?

I second this motion.

Not as sick as you’re about to be from rat lung worm.

A lovely sentiment, but unfortunately it has no basis in point of fact reality.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

Speaking as an American, you won’t be saying that once they invade your attic. Trust me, you do not want this.

Cops don’t have a right to just show up and start demanding ID without probable cause that an actual crime has been committed. So… no, not good cop.

I would start with Magma. They’re the originators of the genre, back in the 70s I think. I’d recommend their album Attahk. I tend to favor some of the more recent bands tho. Koenjihyakkei is probably my personal favorite. You can’t go wrong with any of their albums, imo.

I’ve been getting into zeuhl music in a big way. Specifically Koenjihyakkei, Zao and Corima. Also I’ve been really digging PoiL and Junko Ueda.

There’s more to this story that she isn’t telling you.