He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

Yeah but if the president himself is telling the people to not worry about it, what hope do the states have in enforcing it.

See: Boris Johnson vs The Lockdowns, and what effect that had on the public.

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

Paternity: time your pregnancy to coincide with the start of an X year contract, or they simply won’t renew it.

Max pay is around 50k. Its better than most, for sure, but academics get treated way better in US or Germany

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.