I think my brain caught termites reading that shit

He liked fava beanis

I’ve always been too nervous to ask this, but what do people like so much about Malignant? I probably watched it through the wrong lens, but like you, I went in blind.

Without spoilers, I mostly felt bored watching the movie or annoyed by the characters, other parts felt jarring or confusing rather than scary. When the movie reached the end, I was mostly confused and completely taken out of the moment, but then when I realized how everything ties in, my reaction was “well that makes no sense without context or at least stronger allusions!” Maybe I was supposed to think it was clever?

It’s completely possible that I just missed something and didn’t clue in when I was supposed to or couldn’t relate to the characters well enough. With all the praise I hear for Hereditary, I want to be able to enjoy the movie the way everyone else did. I really appreciate any input or opinions.

I’m not going to go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives

“Nah, we like your people oppressed”

He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass

How do they even afford to eat???

Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes

I aughtta beat you with a switch

And now he’s too old to abort

Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!

Before the we even prepare the mirepoix

I’m so disappointed in our complacency, myself included

Which is why I always bring a knife to a pillow fight!

I’ve lost many friends…

Binkleberg Humperdish

I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.

But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…

Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes

I enjoy these nicknames, thank you

Is it more than 3?

I think many of the people downvoting and/or reporting you (I did both) are aware that you’re joking. The problem is that your joke isn’t funny. It’s wildly offensive and racist.

I get what you’re saying, “I don’t actually believe the racist stuff I said,” but we’re concerned with the part of that thought that you’re glossing over: racist stuff you said. Probably should just delete your comment.

Just realize that comedy doesn’t give you carte blanche to shout racist stereotypes and move on.

Lots of experimenting

I’m sure someone has. It probably tastes like popcorn or something