After decades of journalists attaching the suffix “gate” to anything even remotely scandalous, I was disappointed that I never heard anyone embrace the full stupidity of this practice by referring to this story as “Oceangate-gate”
After decades of journalists attaching the suffix “gate” to anything even remotely scandalous, I was disappointed that I never heard anyone embrace the full stupidity of this practice by referring to this story as “Oceangate-gate”
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… something something even war criminals right twice a day
If we could just work out how to efficiently mill waste plastic into 15 μm or so sizes, we’d then be able to mix the plastics directly into our wheat flours and whey protein powders. Why try to beat plastic when we could just become plastic?
OK, but why the ship and not the booster?
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I bet they all got paid though
Also official: North Korean balloons will carry trash to Everest
Don’t be a fool! It’s a Turkish blend!
It’s just a baby!
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After some thought, I’ve decided that we should refer to this apparent lapse by journalists as “Oceangate-gate-gate”