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If you wouldn’t touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

“Fools bridge” from Saint-Petersburg saying hi!
It’s just below the height of the most popular small truck, Gazelle - despite the poster saying: “It’s low, Gazelle doesn’t fit” (in addition to a normal sign), drivers keep checking that.

So you don’t know what your meme is about, It’s about the hardware stuff. The software is:

1. Android, so you can use whatever interface app you like. All my phones look not like iPhone, but like my phone, because I use my saved preset of button layout, icon style, gestures, etc.
2. The ones that come from Xiaomi and most other popular brands are not copying iOS.And some devices are “Android One”, a clean android system
   Nobody is trying to steal your precious interfaces, Android is organized differently, so it makes no sense to have half android-style and half iOS-style

Radditor

Is this about circumcision reversal?

Apart from the encryption, how exactly does it suck?

Damn, in Russia people were arrested for posting/demonstrating "no to ***”, but a single dot is a new level!

Yeah, the king is a nice guy looking after us idiots!

Sorry, my bad

No, they were robbing and killing everyone who even slightly reminded “the bourgeoisie”, “to build an equal society of workers”. They also sold whatever they could abroad (they sold a fucking Alaska!), and villagers who stopped being serfs less than a century before, became modern slaves who couldn’t leave their kolhoz (farming cooperative).
Edit: the big sale also involved grain, which led to starvation

You’re not saving anyone, and victims of bolshevism are not victims of this comic. Please stop making problems up.

You won’t be able to save people who are unable to draw parallels between a hypothetical and a real situation, even when they are given a dozen hints.

And that USSR never got to Communism, it was a socialist state with plan economy, that promised people that “one day we’ll be able to move away from this imperfect system to some real cool utopian stuff, we just have to work hard for 20 more years”. And it was 20 more years each year until USSR fell apart. So, nobody ever lived in a true communist state.

Damn, this post is like a zoo for people not understanding irony and sarcasm

As a classic example, I needed a power cable just a month after I threw them all out, because “everything comes with it anyway!”

Sanctus Reach is something I poured a lot of hours in. It’s a classic tabletop-like turn-based game where you pick units for a set number of points.

Then you might also need a Couch Coach

I’m not sure about it: I like when noodles slowly get less hot, and comfortably drinking the rest of the liquid in the end. And in a thermo cup, if it’s too hot, it’ll stay too hot