I like how my ‘I voted’ sticker has a bull majestically sharting out the stars from the city flag.

hmm so you are un-amused by un-necessary hyphens. i don’t un-derstand why.

In 1876 a Victorian banker “decided to release into the wild a pair of grey squirrels he had brought back with him from a business trip to America. Other landowners, viewing the non-native species as a fashionable garden novelty, soon followed suit.”

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2012/sep/05/red-grey-squirrels-cornwall

americans carefully using imperial units instead of metric to waste time of the rest of the world