Front right wallet
Front left phone
Keys on a carabiner hang from my rear right belt loop

Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can’t drive off without them?

Nice try fbi you’re not getting me that easy to give up my keys

here is a cool article on a few different jobs lost with photos https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/jobs-that-no-longer-exist/

my favorite is the human alarm clock and went and shot your window with a pea shooter to wake you up

I am brave all the time by ignoring things daily

This is my preferred schedule but now with a baby I can’t make it to work by 6 anymore. We commute together so everyone getting ready then dropping off baby at my moms then dropping off wife at her work. Then working 8 hours then do the reverse to get back home by like 6pm. Though on the weekends I do get a few solid hours of alone time between 6 and 9 to stare at my desktop wondering what to do

The wife doesn’t agree but since our sewing machine is next to our gaming area the sewing machine station is going to look like this soon

Did you rob a knife store and created your own crime scene to make the knives free?

a collectible can, now that cambells is changing its name

I run both, jellyfin for people who want to download stuff to their phone without the plex pro thing and plex for everyone else since I find it much easier for user management

the soccer guy? he is a beast with penalty kicks, hope his head feels ok

I mean you could. My wife’s school usually let’s the outside of her class become a forest before they chop it all down like every two years. Mainly because they don’t have a landscaper and just equip a janitor with a weed Wacker

Gotta have that full duplex

Just tear down this wall

Very nice! How long do you keep them out ?

As long as you aren’t putting cheese or sour cream or using those hard shell things I guess it could pass

Use those paper toilet seat covers so you don’t sit right on someone else’s butt cheek grease

I thought that’s so you can throw picks at the audience

Wow humans are awful

Fight to urge to blend someone to see if it tastes good