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ikt@aussie.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

If you're cold, they're cold; bring them inside

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If you're cold, they're cold; bring them inside

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ikt@aussie.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world
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    “Hahaha stupid vegans!”

    Too bad your lack of a heart hasn’t made you funnier

    This is the lowest brow boomer humor out there

    Go eat a dick

    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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      You spend a portion of every day quietly sobbing, dont you?

      • orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world
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        Your mom does

  • radiouser@crazypeople.online
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    boomer humour.

    • blarghly@lemmy.world
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      Shitpost humor

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    Pro tip don’t eat the ducks from the park they taste like the water in the pond at the park.

    • amzd@lemmy.world
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      Pro tip, taste is not a moral justification.

  • breecher@sh.itjust.works
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    They really cooked that duck to cinders. Waste of perfectly good meat.

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    disgusting

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      Clearly a joke to upset certain people

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        I care not for those that get upset at my perfectly natural inclination to enjoy a good shitpost.

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        Look, i know it is a joke. I do not mind people laughing about it so maybe people could not mind if i find it disgusting what we do to animals🤷

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      On the other hand, delicious

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        Tasty, tasty murder

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          Depends. We need to hunt them because our forefathers killed all natural predators.

          Reintroducing predators would be the best thing, but until then we have to eat them ourselves until we have enough predators.

          But not too much, otherwise some company might monetize it.

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            Is your solution to overpopulation always culling? Or just for non-human animals?

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              If we don’t keep the “prey animal” population constant, they would multiply to the point where nature can’t keep up with growing plants, so the animals would eat all the plants, making the land completely devote of life. Take a look at https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/upload/2023-Wolf-Report-final_web.pdf for example.

              Balance is key. Right now it is not.

              • amzd@lemmy.world
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                Didn’t answer my question.

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                  True answer? Yes. But eating humans causes prions.

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      Reminder: you’re currently on a shitpost community

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        Thats the neet part, on lemmy i dont really care about downvotes. The message is still shit.

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