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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago

on tits vs. ass

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on tits vs. ass

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • kepix@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    give me the dragon. double dragon.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml
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    Well its just a fact that some people just don’t like cake

  • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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    Just tried listening to him talk about male loneliness… what a crocodile crock of shite.

    He blamed it on “female” teachers treating men as lesser, despite that being one of two respectable professions women were allowed for the better part of the last 200 years

    Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/conservative@lemmy.world

      No, really. Click through.

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

      Yes, lemmy!

      • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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        Haha, true, but i was thinking of something where a plane where we can hate watch/listen to conservative influencers and pull it apart. I was listening to a Charlie Kirk podcast and really need to vent

        • regedit@lemmy.zip
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          Be the community you want to see in the fediverse!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    If you were offered the real thing or a pale imitation, which would you choose? Boobs are simply asses on the chest! The Ass is superior!

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      o7

      THE ASS CAME FIRST!!!

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      Counterpoint: nipples

      • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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        Ah, just better pimples, which you often can find amass on ass!

        • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Call me old-fashioned, but I ain’t gonna suck the white juice out of ass pimples.

          • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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            What an awful day to be literate

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.

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    Haven’t seen a picture of Jordan Peterson in awhile. He’s not looking too good. I’m thinking he might not have all the answers.

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    I like this meme because hahaha Jordan Peterson dumb. But also, It makes me feel better for liking butts more.

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    Too coherent for Jordy.

    • idriss@lemmy.ml
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      This dude confused the shit out of me when I started seeing him in short videos. Sounds smart while saying non-sense pseudo science.

      I checked more about him, apparently he was normal and reasonable during early academic career then decided to go nuts and it kinda worked for him financially.

      • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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        Reactionnaries will do that.

    • FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah this sounds more like Zižek

  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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    I can hear it in his voice

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      Kermit the frog ass misogynist

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    Lobsters evolved a near 0 tits to ass ratio, now testosterone is their friend making chemical!

    Checkmate lurbrls!

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      Eventually, all ass and boobs evolve to be crabs!

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    Tits or ass? Uh, yes please!

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    Well what’s the suppositional didactic of the tits versus ass? One must ask what is the metaphysical substrates for each?

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlOP
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      Define “tits”

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        The things your mom ask me to cum on. Like that one time during hell in a cell when the undertaker threw…

        • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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          …his cum on Mankind’s tits?

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      well i- let me stop y- before that, can you first define “didactic”, “supposition”, “metaphysical”, “ass”, “one”, “ask”, “the”, “is” and “for”?

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    “We define God as that which is most important to us. So when we take the ass n titties heirarchy in light of the metaphysical substrate, titties is God”

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    Well boobs on your face are fun, but they can’t fart in my mouth, so what’s the point?!

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    I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.

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    No. Boobs are luck or money. Ass is work, dedication, commitment.

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      yes but no. Boobs are perfect the way they, all shapes and size are ideal. While ass, no sir. Some like big, some like it fat, some like it muscular and some like it skinny.

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