Handy tip: her first
Two in the pink and one in the stink (with permission).
Yeah, holy shit guys… Really?
I’m not 100% sure, but you’d have to last 22 minutes if you speed run. 35 or so if you’re there for the pre-fun, in the Helms Deep battle scene.
I can hold this position for a minute, tops. Any longer and those gates are getting rammed through
Grond! Grond! Grond!
When she wants me to suck her feet:

Pro tip. Keep it brief initially and in the future refer to the increases by percentages!
2 sec to 20 sec is a 1000% increase…yet somehow, she’s still not happy.
She is wrong, you have got 1000% better at sex.
Thank you. I’ve been working hard at this. I’m glad someone appreciates it.
Anybody else have the opposite problem when on antidepressants?
Oh shit lmao. Haven’t been on antidepressants for a few years but same as the other guy started having sex afterwards and just had the most difficult time actually getting off. The girl I was with was super self conscious about it, I felt pretty bad. Ironic.










