ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoNot stealinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up11.66Karrow-down111cross-posted to: Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up11.65Karrow-down1imageNot stealinglemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square118fedilinkcross-posted to: Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareSpoonyBard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoI don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·3 months agoIt’s funny because children aren’t people. Or something…
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoIt’s just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoOr alternatively, I’m not kidnapping this money/these goods/etc
minus-squaretheUwUhugger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down2·3 months agoHow would you call dissapropriating someones children for recreational or other purposes?
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·3 months agoThey are not supposed to scream during the process, it actually signals the end of it.
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoUnless you are wearing a hi vis vest, I hear. Then they let you walk right on by.
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoOr the start, sometimes the middle …
minus-squaresubterfuge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months agoYou should probably file a complaint about the person in the meme with the league of professional kidnappers.
I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.
It’s funny because children aren’t people. Or something…
It’s just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close
I’m not shoplifting this child.
Or alternatively,
I’m not kidnapping this money/these goods/etc
How would you call dissapropriating someones children for recreational or other purposes?
Kidnap?
They are not supposed to scream during the process, it actually signals the end of it.
Unless you are wearing a hi vis vest, I hear. Then they let you walk right on by.
Or the start, sometimes the middle …
You should probably file a complaint about the person in the meme with the league of professional kidnappers.
Yes they do.
Kid no nap. Kidscream.