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Also hiccups
Human body is worse than all the JS npm drama shit
It’s intelligent design; the divine is also just sadistic and a dick.
Oh, but you forgot that all the problems are because the first woman ate the wrong fruit. The bible says that is why pregnancy hurts. The rest of those problems? Well creation scientists have determined that sin caused those too even though the bible didn’t specify it. They know this because they need it to be the case to keep believing in their mythology.
I thought pregnancy hurts because woman number zero decides to go on top, which in return caused woman number one to eat the fruit.
Checkmate, abrahamlcturds.
My patella tracking is off and I’m furious about it.
The periods one is actually addressed by most creationists. In the book of Genesis, Eve (and consequently, all other women) is punished with the pain of childbirth for falling for the lies of the Serpent, and so most creationists view periods as part of that curse. Pretty messed up but that’s how they see it. The vagus nerve is completely nonsensical under intelligent design but makes complete sense under evolution. The biggest issue I see is why TF God made everything in the universe look exactly like it’s way older than it is. The best argument I can come up with is that it was an epic prank to totally own the libs who find all of this stuff 6,000 years later. Like God is like “Hah you just got pranked you stupid nerd! That’ll teach you to be curious about all the cool shit I made!” To believe in creationism is to believe that a huge swath of scientists across an incredibly broad set of fields are part of the largest conspiracy ever conceived of to try to discredit the Bible, or that God is an evil trickster who intentionally laid this giant trap to damn countless souls to Hell.
What’s the smart nerve taking a detour one?
Vagus nerve
Funny they didn’t use a giraffe for that one. It’s like a few inches out of the way for humans - It’s feet for giraffes
Bro the giraffe’s vagus nerve goes to their feet??
No, it is feet
That’s what I said
No no, it is feet, as in made of feet.
For clarity I know what you mean I just love silly humour
That video is wiiiild
And it does that for both humans… And giraffes. Going from the brain, several meters down to the heart, then all the way back up to the larynx.
Isn’t that just a way to average latency to match up with the other limbs? Nerve connections aren’t instantaneous like electrical wires or fiber optics.
Brain usually does that kind of sync on its own. Your conscious experience of reality is actually very slightly in the past because of that.
This is why it’s so jarring when what happens in real life doesn’t line up with the predicted reality your brain expects! I hate that feeling :D
Your larynx isn’t really a limb… But nah, its an evolutionary artefact. In primordial fish it’s a straight line, but then the head moves, a neck forms, etc etc. and the nerve can’t detach and move over, so it gets longer wnd weirder.
Where is Doctor Pangloss when you need him?
Who the fuck would design ingrown nails??
no but honestly, periods are great. The feeling when all that extra blood leaves your body is amazing. Guys will never know what it’s like being somewhere and sudenly feeling warmth blood running down your legs out of nowhere. Amazing. 10/10 would ome back as a woman again
Ha, nice try. There are no women in Lemmy
I honestly don’t know any proponents of “intelligent design” who are female.
Except the Sycophantic Patriarchal TERFs who do everything their husbands tell them to do.
I cannot describe how much I hate this feeling. It’s probably honestly been protective because I have another reason to always use condoms, and even when I’m drunk, I’m still autistic.
Triggered lmao. A flood of memories just came back like
no loving god could create the shoulder joint
I used to argue this stuff online. I had to quit for my sanity. If anyone wants a sample of the absolute insane beliefs and the staggering amount of handwaving these people are capable of, I suggest checking out evolutionfairytale.com. They will unironically claim to be objective, then a sentence later tell you that “proper science literature” is to be discredited because it has a pro-evolution bias. 🤣
I just took a very brief tour of that website. Apparently symbiotic relationships in nature prove evolution isn’t real… sheesh. I couldn’t get past the giraffe claim that proves there was an intelligent design based on how much blood gets pumped up a giraffe neck.
Hey, is myopia reversible without surgery? Anyone knows?
Take your thumb and gently push the eye back into shape from its elongated form. Push a bit and then check if your vision improved. Repeat until the focus point is correct. Be careful not to overshoot the sweet spot.
Wow it worked! But now the lights went off…
Hey AI, you rock!
Done now edit your comment too. ;) I was thinking some personal experience.
You forgot the nose when sleeping! It produces snoring, giving your location and sleep status away to nearby predators!
That’s only the fatties with sleep apnea. Survival of the fittest, nerd! /s
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evolution is the epitome of “good enough, ship it!”
Literally the evolutionary equivalent of “eh, good enough”
