My dick can fix pretty much anything
i love insane bitches
I don’t. The freaky sex isn’t worth the hell they’ll put you through.
I love the bartender warning lmao
Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.
Two dumpsters for the price of one!
Usually i don’t judge and am not religious, but you’re not gonna see heaven
I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦
At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.
That sounds great to me! 😍
Bros (bartender) before hoes
I can smell this image
My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)
I don’t want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together
Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces
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Bartender is obviously just jealous
The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.
Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit
Self harm to that brother
Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer
I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it
still would.
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I can’t fix her but she can make me worse.
Not even remotely tempting.
Wipe the drool, then.
