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minus-squareceleste@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoI caught a bit of the speculation, in the form of a couple threads of people joking how nice it would be for him to pass on a long weekend so they could really party.
minus-squareÆnima@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoI’d be a little bummed, personally. I already get the day off. I want a new day off when he dies!
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agojust make sure you’re visibly upset and crying at his funeral or you’ll be deported!
minus-squareÆnima@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoI’ll wear an adult diaper and shit it during the funeral. It’s what he would have wanted. 🤧
I caught a bit of the speculation, in the form of a couple threads of people joking how nice it would be for him to pass on a long weekend so they could really party.
I’d be a little bummed, personally. I already get the day off. I want a new day off when he dies!
just make sure you’re visibly upset and crying at his funeral or you’ll be deported!
I’ll wear an adult diaper and shit it during the funeral. It’s what he would have wanted. 🤧