Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1441arrow-down14
arrow-up1437arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squarewatson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up96·11 hours agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 hours ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·10 hours agoOr whose last name is Blimpson.
minus-squareIcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-210 hours agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoI mean, you can knock up a trans guy
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·10 hours agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours agoWith a mace everything is possible.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Is that you scoob?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Not with that attitude.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
Damn :(
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”