Don’t drink the alpha broth.
It’s not?
How is this not two gay guys setting up a sex meet? This is exactly what 99% of my Grindr texts read like.
I can tell even “good” AI images because of the weird over manufactured look, kinda hard to describe it’s kinda like how fake leather feels wrong. But anyways this has the same weird energy as those weirdly gay Sino-Soviet propaganda posters.
It’s like, the more you look at it, the worse it looks, even though it looks good at first glance. Typically, when a human draws something that gets worse the more you look at it, then it already looks bad at first glance. I
Guy on the right has a “uni-finger” haha.
His name is Chad
Why is it always so beige?
Bias in the Trainingdata
The sepia from old comic books and newspaper comic strips
I like to call it “ChatGPT sepia”
There’s that weird colour dithering AI always does. It’s not a consistent colour, it’s grainy like it uses video stativ/noise.
It literally does, every AI image starts as gaussian noise.
There’s a kind of ChatGPT sepia that it loves to use, then it’s version of “comic book panel” is apparently 1950’s public domain themed.
Lol the attempt to show a fast read actually made it look like the text wasn’t read until after the meeting time had passed.
Alpha bros and pickup artists make a lot more sense once you know about the Diagnostic Checklist for Psychopathy.
spoiler
Item 1: Glibness/superficial charm
Item 2: Grandiose sense of self-worth
Item 3: Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
Item 4: Pathological lying
Item 5: Conning/manipulative
Item 6: Lack of remorse or guilt
Item 7: Shallow affect
Item 8: Callous/lack of empathy
Item 9: Parasitic lifestyle
Item 10: Poor behavioral controls
Item 11: Promiscuous sexual behavior
Item 12: Early behavior problems
Item 13: Lack of realistic, long-term goals
Item 14: Impulsivity
Item 15: Irresponsibility
Item 16: Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
Item 17: Many short-term marital relationships
Item 18: Juvenile delinquency
Item 19: Revocation of conditional release
Item 20: Criminal versatilityOne of the most commonly observed traits in psychopathy (the actual mental disorder, not the distorted tiktok pop-sci version of it) is that someone suffering from it has very reduced feelings of anxiety and shame. Makes sense that they’d be confused by someone else feeling anxious and not really understanding why they’d choose to present like that.
Huh, it really does make sense now that I think about it.
I hate how we live in a world where this kind of behaviour is not just accepted, it’s often a desired trait. Lots of CEOs are psychopaths.
I think it’s usually more their Machiavellinism that gets CEOs ahead in life. Psychopathy and Narcissism sit close to it on the Dark triad and have some overlaps, but of the three, Machiavellinism is probably the most impactful on Career success. I think it’s useful to know the difference and recognize the specific traits, as anyone on the Dark Triad can be made to act perfectly pro-social given the right incentives!
Item 19: Revocation of conditional release
Huh, that’s an interesting one.
Eww. The 9pm guy has both hands connected by one common middle finger. That seems unhandy.
Minecraft villager energy. I bet he hmmphs like one when fucking.
Like a fleshy Chinese finger trap.
That seems unhandy.
the fing longer doesn’t connect both hands
That’s how you AI it was know
Maybe it’s just really long, like a foot long, and it’s just wrapped around where you can’t see
In which case the other dude is in for a wild night
Why are AI slop always piss colored?
The training data contains lots of newspaper comics. Newsprint paper is high in acid and as a result yellows over time. Notice the piss comics are usually animated in an anacronistic style, using styles more similar to Older comics despite often being focused on modern life.
They trained it exclusively on late 2000s-2010s video games
Which, as we all remember, were all piss themed, which was the style at the time.
for some reason no one will ever know
That’s not tru-
Hey now New Vegas had the Mexico filter. So not all of them are piss colored.
Piss posting has been determined as the funniest way of posting by all AIs, but they don’t quite understand the essence of the piss post.
why would she be reading the text one minute after it told her to be there? Doesn’t that speak even worse for the alpha male?
Lmfao just noticed that, fucking brutal
The guy might have sent it at 9 - meaning my place, right now - I thought that was is way of asserting dominance
This AI slop is so dumb too
- left guy is breaking past his keyboard
- right guy has his message read one minute after he told them to arrive, meaning he was left on read until the literal last second
Like even in their dream scenario, they’re unread? Lmao
Don’t forget the giant middle finger on the guy on the right
God I hate slop. But I guess if you’re a talentless man-o-sphere idiot you’d see no other choice
also funnily enough they added an extra I on the keyboard
Oh christ I didn’t realize the timing thing, makes this that much more funny. The confident look of the guy when he sees he finally got read a minute after the time they confidently told the other party to come.
It’s so dumb, oh my god
Possibly it was intentional - the right guy’s messege means “my place, right now”
I keep imagining his name as Alpha Brothel. I don’t what it is, what it looks like, but I know it smells like ass and ax body spray.
The alpha brothel is where omegas go to spend their time of the month if they choose not to or can’t suppress their hormones.
Horrible comment. Upvoted.
Is this supposed to be read right to left? The message with “Read 9:01pm” makes me think so
I prefer a lot rage comics than ia… I mean, if you can’t draw, perfectly you can use all of those characters…
In my experience the guy on the left gets a loving wife who understands and respects him. The guy on the right gets a bunch of random sex, often only once per woman, and either goes to prison for how he treats them, or has a bunch of divorces. Also nowadays there is a 50/50 chance his pickup is in the same price range as his house.
You can also tell that the guy on the left is the weak one because he actually needs a keyboard to type out his text message whereas the guy on the right can do it with his mind alone.
