I don’t even know my neighbors enough to assign them labels like that. I just like keeping to myself.

I’d like to know more about “the slut across the street” they sound friendly.

40 year old child. -seen his dad have to come by and teach his kid how to run a lawnmower.

Lumina guy - at one point had 3 Chevy lumina’s

Blue meanie- built like the blue meanies from yellow submarine

Guy fieri- haven’t talked to this guy yet, cause I have no interest in going to flavortown with him.

We remember the names of their dogs, and use those.

So it’s “Rex’s Mum” and “Fido’s sister”

I have killed a bottle of tequila with my neighbor and still don’t know his name. Labels are like, just suggestions anyway man.

I don’t even know what my neighbours look like.

The junkie cunts across the road.

Guy obviously having an affair, wine mom, right wing boomer #42, right wing boomer #43…

I know the names of all their dogs.

Every block has one. And if your’s doesn’t, then it’s you.

The family across the street are Pugsley and Fred West.

… fuck mine are called cat killers.

Big lady who must wear mumus all the time = moo

Lady with tonnes of kids = baby making machine

Lady who took her kids for ice cream all the time = ice cream mom

How does she know the colour of the bush?

One of my neighbors is Lucrezia and she offered to spell it for me and I was like “It’s cool, I got this, everyone knows the Borgias…”

I couldn’t tell if she was impressed or horrified.

I’m assuming by the whimsical look on her face that the grandma is a redhead with no plants.