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Morph9@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

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Morph9@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The Joke Is Sex.

    • switchboard_pete@fedia.io
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      i don’t get it

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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        We know

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      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Me neither 😔✊

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        She got that dumper methinks

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      I thought she was robbing people but that works too

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    Is the other girl dressed as a COVID test (showing positive for COVID) or a pregnancy test (showing positive for being pregnant)?

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      Covid tests don’t come in pink. It’s a pregnancy test.

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        I beg to differ. If it’s not a CoViD test, where would you urinate?

    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

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      both equally fuck that

      • kandoh@reddthat.com
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        What’s wrong with either of those costumes?

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      pregnancy

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      deleted by creator

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    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      LOARDosis

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      Oh, so that’s why trump stands funny

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        Trump is a Canadian goose that was turned into a real boy.

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    Is this supposed to be an adult trick-or-treating or are we looking at a depiction of a child here…

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      I don’t know any child that wears that, there’s your answer. xD

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      It’s better if we don’t talk about it. Just ignore and pretend you didn’t see it.

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    Is she dressed as a covid 19 test

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      pregnancy test, much scarier

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        you can’t abort covid tho

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    It took me a while, but I [over-]think I get it now… since the sheet is transparent, we can see that the ghost is not wearing a bra.

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