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Whale_Visual@sh.itjust.works to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 4 months ago

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Whale_Visual@sh.itjust.works to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 4 months ago
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1316-Lake-Way-Dr-Charlotte-NC-28214/6173107_zpid/

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  • xylol@leminal.space
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    There was this house for sale when we were looking that had a huge section if the house with big storage racks and a bunch if beds and a large like 5 person gym shower. My guess is it was some kind of illegal sweat shop operation

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    Realtors never proofread shit. This kind of fuckup happens all the time with houses in the millions listed for like $1,000.

    You’d bet that if any of these listings were in any way considered binding that they would quadruple check their accuracy before submitting, but apparently it’s okay to be completely wrong about something you are advertising to potential clients and still get to keep your job afterwards.

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    What’s bad about this? Needs work but seems like a good plot.

    • Jhogenbaum@leminal.space
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      Only thing I see is that it says it is an 800 bed house

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    AI hard at work.

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    803 bedrooms. One for each rat.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      Roomrats!
      Rarmates?
      Roommates!!

      Friends!

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Dammit, 2 bathrooms is NOT ENOUGH for 803 people

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      All that greenery in the pictures is gonna be turned into a crap wasteland in short time

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    Now where do i find 802 roommates to live with?

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    Detention facilities are so hot right now

  • Fermion@mander.xyz
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    2.3 acres in that neighborhood is where the asking price comes from. The Charlotte market is just that hot.

    • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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      With that many bedrooms, they should be asking a lot more though.

  • boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world
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    Anyone ever read House of Leaves?

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    Almost 3x the size of my house in a town in the UK and only a bit more expensive. Vastly more land too.

    Only redeeming thing is we could afford it on minimum wage.

    • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works
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      Damn you must be one hell of a budgeting expert to afford this on $7.25 an hour.

      Oh wait.

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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        £12.21 ($16.41) is minimum wage here

  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    This looks just like some scam listing I’ve seen. Most will have only google street view, but local scammers will go and take quick photos of the outside.

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Old cult commune?

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    They’re counting the mouse nests as well

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    Gonna be a hell of a lineup for one of the 2 bathrooms.

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