This nation has devolved into Tragicomedy.
Somebody needs to add yakety sax (aka Benny Hill theme) to it
EDIT: Nevermind somebody already did https://bsky.app/profile/luftkraftpikk.bsky.social/post/3lzwu6e7evk26
This brightened my day, thank you
It would be funny if it wasnt so horrible
This is incredible.
Thank you so much, I needed to see this
please don’t share videos from a platform that has a functionally broken video player
Works for me.
No full screen without making an account?
Oh, I have an account.
I don’t even understand what prompted them to start chasing him. So little of this makes any sense.
Are they just chasing random pedestrians?
They are punk ass shitstains who think ‘if we charge at someone and they run away they must be an illegal’. Nevermind that anyone would flee at the sight of their ugly asses even if they weren’t in uniform.
“LOOK! THERE’S ONE! GET HIM!”
That was the entire mental effort that went into it.
They are allowed to racially profile now. Yes, if you don’t run in fear from them and your skin isn’t the right shade of pink, they will arrest you and figure out if you’re legal later.
This is 100% “papers please” nazi bullshit.
Okay. So we’re at Slave Catchers stage of repeating the run-up to the Civil War.
Apparently I was too focused on Trans issues, that I missed this escalation.
Time flies…
“Papiere, bitte”
Made this for you:
Ban on foldable bikes incoming …
I think you mean radical leftist folding bikes.
All new bikes sold may only be able to steer right.
Is there a database of ICE employees?
Asking for a friend.
That first guy that ran after him pulled something. Guess we’ll be paying for him to be “sick” for about 3 weeks.
I’m tax striking, I’m not paying for this shit
Sounds like someone turned into an illegal Mexican
Can’t let fear win
Go tax exempt. We should all stop paying into the system
Oh man, that other guy standing randomly in the way with his bike was lucky they didn’t decide to just get him instead. Then again that dude looked much whiter so maybe never was in danger…
No one is safe from the Gestapo
*Gazpacho
… multiple highly-trained ppl didn’t catch some dude pushing a delivery bike?
At some point it’s not even running away from ICE, it’s just like casually crossing the street away from a slow moving (fascist, for some reason) zombies.
At any point in the past, most people would criticize “running from the police” but now it’s the most socially acceptable it’s ever been to cheer someone on.
In USA for a lot of (unprivileged) folk that was always true, ppl could get in random unrelated trouble for reporting a crime & needing police assistance.
I’m glad I didn’t grow up fearing the police, like in an emergency, I would run to them, seeking/getting help.
After all, they are public servants, they work for & get paid by the people, they shouldn’t be controlled by politics & oligarchs.Well these Meal Team 6 chucklefucks are not police.
Were they looking for this guy or did they just say to themselves “Hey he looks Hispanic, nab him.”
What the actual fuck?!
He was circling on the bike taunting them, saying stuff like “I’m not an American citizen,” and the ICE dudes just tolerated it until the bike rider dropped his phone, and detected weakness and pounced, before the guy snatched up his phone and managed to ride away.
Tragicomedy is the best description.
Where did you see this bit? It starts at him picking something up
Agreed, I’ve been trying to find a more complete clip
Replays from the start of the interaction after playing through the escape.
LOL what a BA, thanks for the food delivery
I liked this guy when I didn’t know the full story. But now that I know that he was yelling at the fascists on the street I love him. Thanks!
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Even if he was, I’m pro-harrassing ICE agents really. They are not here to protect us.
Why not?
My man, why do you trust so easily? No source, no evidence, just empty words on a screen.
Be better.
Prove it.
Cavalry > Infantry
Apparently he had hurt their feelings by shouting “Fuck ICE” at them before this Benny Hill/Keystone Cops routine started.
“Hey he looks Hispanic, nab him.”
that one
We should not have to live in a country where the Government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job. Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent. - Justice Sonia Sotomayor
As should we all.
They might have ordered food, and thought they wouldn’t have to pay the tip if they trafficked him.
Like a horror movie, but with a nice ending
It’s a comedy and that comedy is either JoJo Rabbit or 'Allo 'Allo.
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What are we missing? Did the biker call them fucking Nazi scum?
So he tried to get away with flattery?
That was probably where he wielded a dangerous ham sandwich
At least this explains why my Giordano’s delivery was late.
just an ordinary day in us
Ah cheers
Apparently he said something like “fuck Trump”, and they got big mad.
He was on the bike circling in front of them taunting “I’m not a US Citizen” They were just laughing it off until he dropped his phone on the ground. Then they tried to pounce on him as he went to pick it up. Tbh he’s lucky those dumb shits didn’t shoot at him as he rode away.
These stupid smartphones will be the death of us.
Lmao
Okay if GTA is like this then I totally understand now. The way they turned around like pathetic NPCs 😂
Who knew kiting worked in real life?
Nah, if this was GTA, more agents would have spawned in front of him just off camera, and plowed into him with their cruisers.
GTA’s crazy cops were started because of a coding bug. The game devs wanted cops to navigate to the player then brake, before hopping out of their cruiser to arrest you. The astute programmer has probably already seen the error here… The cops navigated to the player and didn’t start braking until after they plowed into you at full speed. Then once you were laid out on the ground, the cops would hop out of their cruisers to bust you. The devs forgot to add any kind of “brake before reaching the player” distance to the player’s location, so the cops would just run you down at full speed. But during play testing, the devs discovered that the players thought it was a lot of fun, constantly dodging the wildly homicidal cops. So they left it in, and GTA was born.
I thought they put it in, but accidentally reversed the sign. Instead of slowing, they actively accelerated.
It was back when it was a street racing game. The idea was that cops would box you in, and slow you down.
Solid example of why dutch style bikes are so nice.
Is this real? Why aren’t they all opening fire? I thought this is America.
Skin not dark enough.
Prob no bystanders to potentially get shot, they try to be efficient.
They don’t care about bystanders, they just don’t want the bad PR.
The cyclist has not done anything at all. It would not even be hard, but straight-out impossible to justify.
They’ve done it before lol
It would not even be hard, but straight-out impossible to justify.
It would be so cool if that would stop police from shooting people.
The problem is:
THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK.
If they’re wrong nothing happens to them, plus you might spend weeks or months in an ICE detention facility, maybe one across country. Which is fun because than your family and friends have no idea were you are.
Maybe you’re lucky enough to be deported to third party countries that you’ve never been to or have any ties to.
Then you’re at the mercy of their prison system, and so far the countries they’re sending people to don’t have great records.
Since we can’t identify the agents because the pussies are masked and have no ID. There are zero repercussions to them fucking up.
They’ve been instructed to not kill the detainees until they get back to the office. Bad optics.
