What are the microphones for
Duo karaoke obviously.
Gotta have one for Vic Fontaine
Oh darling
Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh
Mines a ferangi head bong
I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”
You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.
Lemme recall the liturgy real quick.
My neck my back my pussy and my crack.
If anything I think I’m finding a two massager deficit.
Ed: maybe one, I dunno what the black thing is.
Ugh! La Croix.
I will never understand the appeal. It’s like somebody wafted the memory of a lemon over a can of tonic water.
I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.
That was the most disturbing part.
Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can’t finish my lunch because I’m thinking about LaCroix.
How many hours a day do they let you out?
Wow, I can’t believe you would just leave that out in the open where anyone could see the Ferengi head you practice Oo-mox on
Hey, don’t kinkshame me. Especially during Locktober of all months
I spat out my coffee.
Why? What’s wrong? What happened? What’s going on?
Because. Nothing. You were hilarious. Made more coffee.
Right… I’ll be watching you.
I look forward to an enchanting Voyvembeur.
How do you even use 2 at once?
Just get a jackhammer lmao
One on top of the other like a compound turbo, don’t judge. Some people are just trying to hit their resonant frequency like the Tacoma narrows bridge.
And this is what we call clits akimbo or dual wielding.
“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”
