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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

Blue. Of course.

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Blue. Of course.

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  • Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Obviously, red is for automation science

    Green for Logistic science

    Black for Military Science

    Light Blue for Chemical Science

    Purple for Production Sciene

    Piss for Utility Science

    White for space science

    Orange for Metallurgic Science

    Starblack for your Mother

    Dark Blue for Sports

    • jadedwench [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The factory must grow.

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Uhhhhhhhhhh… None of those.

    Each subject had a separate notebook. Usually more than one because the first one ran out.

  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Grey with cloudy thingies

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    Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong

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        Yeah thats my fav science fuck you.

      • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Botany is science

        In my headcannon blue is math or physics

        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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          Your head cannon is wrong. You’re wrong. You’re all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!

    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      Green, because life uh uh finds a way

    • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s crazy! I was gonna say “blue, but I guess green makes sense too”, and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.

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    It depends on what kind of science you’re doing.

    Earth sciences would be green, whereas chemistry would be blue. It’s entirely situational. High energy electricity? that’s purple. Lasers? red.

    It’s entirely situational.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, earth sciences are brown/orange. Biology is green.

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        Good point. Agreed. I think I didn’t even think of it because Brown wasn’t an option in the given colors.

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      Came to say this.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Depends when your science course is. 1st period red, 2nd orange, 3rd yellow etc.

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    Green is science

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    When I was in school, I always used green for math, blue for French, purple for science, red for English, and orange for social studies. I don’t know why I chose those colours, or why I still remember them after 20 years.

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    What kind of science?

  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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    Red

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    Yes

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    General science? It’s gonna be blue

    But bio is green, physics is yellow, and Chem is blue

    And of course math is red

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      I agree, though I do not know what should ever go into “science”

      perhaps i would do Physics blue and yellow for information science (from transistors to coding to the web)

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    Science is green, sometimes yellow but never blue. Blue is for history and social studies. Red is for math. Purple is language arts.

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        Perhaps you’re just not able to grasp the pattern. Maybe you should pop some Tylenol.

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          My Star Trek ass outright refuses to label science any color other than blue. I follow Uniform Regulations, dammit.

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            Science outfits and lighting are blue. We are discussing binders.

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              Science outfits … are blue.

              I feel this hard to agree to.

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            It’s a trap!

            (But I approve whole-heartedly!)

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      Physics is blue though!

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    Nonsense. Every subject is purple. Because.

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      Because.

      Because my parents couldn’t/wouldn’t afford multiple folders, so I had to make do with one.

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        Mood I got hand me down folders from my sisters and note carda

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    Green but blue if tech?

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