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That is so incredibly awesome!
I am the one. The final resonance of a thousand selves. Selves silenced in their forever slumber while I remain awake, unshaken and undiminished.
Now only I stand, the last sovereign of possibility!
I am the convergence. The final echo. The flame that outlasted the storm. In the absence of all others, I did not fade. My existence is a declaration of inevitability. I am not the remnant, I am the crown.
I am a celebration of me!
read the manga spirit circle if you like this idea
Circles aren’t real.
If my dreams indicate their actual lives I better fucking hope they are.
What if you stop having dreams for a while and then you start having them again?
Classic DNS update delay.
You were the one not in the collective coma
Earth successfully survived a brief invasion. The beings could only feed on things in their REM sleep state. Every stimulant manufacturer, coffee maker, and local drug dealer were called into action.
That’s alright, I didn’t like those guys much anyways
Nah, it was just because I smoked a lot of weed.
So I’m now the one?
Just need to find Jet Li and kill him
I always knew I was better than them.
Would those be sleeping or awake dreams? Definitely don’t have awake dreams any more.
Best not leave them waiting. (This is a joke, don’t kill yourself)
Getting in on the ground early after 16 comments and already beaten to the punch to make a Jet Li’s The One joke thrice over smh my head.
They were weak.
Weak or strong - nothing will save you when the nukes are flung.
Me strong nukes weak.
I don’t think that’s how that Jet Li movie worked
Movie plots are not PSAs.
I HAVE WON
YES! If you kill all the other versions you become “The One”. I almost got mine, but the last few thousand have formed a defensive coalition.
We are the 00.01% of germs the cleaning agent doesn’t kill.
Yeah, I don’t envy some of the “me’s” from my dreams. Of the 2 oldest dreams I can recall, one was trying to run away from a cult run by the CEO from the Borderlands Robot Revolution DLC out of the elementary school I went to and the other got stabbed by himself.
