"We can’t simply wait and assume that a potential Russian attack won't come before 2029," German intelligence chief Martin Jaeger said. "We’re already under fire today."
When they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.
If you disregard ability to win, any one of us is technically ready to attack Europe.
When they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.
Watch out Europe, I’m coming, and I demand tribute in quality cheeses!
Welcome, we’ll gladly share!
Hey, I’d like to join your army.
Excellent, I’m basically a taller Napoleon now. I just need a million more or so.
(Yes, I know he was average for the time)
Gotta think though: more troops means less fine cheese per head. I suggest keeping it to a small but ruthless cheese extraction squad.
I have an army of 1 with a water pistol ready to annex Switzerland
You’d have a better chance than most armies, because they might actually let you in like that.
Nah, too late, they blew the bridges and tunnels in before he finished saying “Switzerland”.