• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    5 months ago

    You remember when they made pen-lids and plastic bags have holes in them, to protect people from accidental suffocation?

    You know how our legendary Type-G electrical plugs have been designed to protect people from accidental electrocution?

    Similarly, the government should just pass legislation that any household object that would fit up the average bumhole, should be manufactured with a flared Base.