This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
I don’t know, you tell me
Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself
never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.
“why don’t you cum and find out? 🍆”
“Big enough to fill most” then after say “we’re talking about shoes right?”
Not every lady wants big. An insecure guy would hear this question one way, like “do you have a small dick or what?” But it could also mean “are you going to hurt me because you’re too big?”
All of that assumes she has some interest in you. If it’s just a random person asking another random person then “that’s none of your damn business” would apply.
Everyone here’s saying “one way to find out WINK WINK” but that assumes she’s someone you want to have sex with. In my life the only women I’ve met who were this crass and forward were also beasts I wanted nothing to do with.
Penis size is 99% male insecurity and 1% female preference.
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
Right but if she asks in the first place, it’s a red flag.
Imagine if the genders were reversed. It’s not a normal question to ask.
You’re not supposed to be insecure about it.
You can be honest , you can joke about it. I’d probably just tell them it’s so boringly average, I measure every day and compare to the wikipedia article on penis size.
“haven’t had any complaints” (They’ve all been too polite)
I’d be honest all the way. If my member is small, I’d tell her that. If it’s big… I’d tell her that. It doesn’t matter to me, as lying just gets anyone nowhere.
I think a lot depends on context. I’ve only been asked this in public razzing environments where joking back is appropriate “why? are you really loose?” Or “your dad didn’t complain” If flirty, “play your cards right and maybe you’ll find out” works. Like others’ve said. If joking and flirty, “what I lack in length, I make up for in quickness” To your question, I wouldn’t give a number. Treat it as a vibe check and be confident. your dick is fine, bro.
I don’t really give a fuck. If that’s how you determine a partners suitability, cya.
Lmao username checks out. Ask her how long her throat is and carry on
I’d say lying is not a great idea if its someone you’d like a sexual relationship with as they’re going to find out anyway. That said the right answer is all about context. You could spin it playfully and use the find out type of lines or stay mysterious with something like “a man can’t share all their secrets”. If you’ve got the confidence you can give them an accurate number or idea of size visually. I’d bet the confidence/delivery of the response matters more than the actual number for most people.
