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The president posted about his eternal leadership in a video on Truth Social Sunday, showing him ruling for thousands of years beyond the original 2028 cutoff.
So, a thousand-year Reich? Let’s hope that plan goes as well as it did for the last one.
I have hope that as the first Reich lasted a thousand years, the second one a hundred and the third 10 years that we can destroy any attempt at a fourth in a few months…
You mean, a world war, a mechanized genocide, and the invention of a heretofore never imagined superweapon that gets deployed in the Far East?
Fuck it, bring it on. I’ll coach the women’s baseball league. bitch at 'em for crying.
I think they were focusing on the whole “crying in a bunker and blowing his brains out” bit.
Yeah, it took a war of attrition that spanned the distance from Stalingrad to Berlin and the Normandy invasion that made him pull that Walther’s trigger. Do you really want the Russians fighting their way Westward here in the space year 2025?
OK, I hope it goes a lot worse than the first one.
Wedding night dead in a ditch on fire
Remember it would be great if Hitler really ended that way, but there’s a ton of evidence that he relocated to Argentina via submarine, lived out the rest of his natural life there.
No there isn’t. There’s a lot of evidence we don’t know what the fuck happened to the body, but that cunt died utterly defeated and crushed and the world rejoiced.
We stuck a car park on top.
A ton of evidence? Really?
Yep. Am I the only one here who’s heard about this?? Go down the rabbit hole learning about it. Mid-to-late 1940’s a significant German presence built up a village in Argentina, populated by former high ranking Nazi German officials. The village is replete with traditional German architecture & decoration. The defected Nazis made servants out of the local Argentinian citizens, swore them to secrecy regarding the banquets & ceremonies & the general presence of Nazis. By now of course people who were adults in the 1940s are no longer alive. The entire village still exists, it’s become a tourist attraction the last 20-ish years.
Yes, those along the ride for the power and not the devout beliefs tend to slip out the back and book for foreign lands when things go south.
The cult leaders on the other hand implode spectacularly
I’ve heard of high-ranking Nazis living in Argentina, but I haven’t heard of any compelling evidence Hitler was among them.
Also weird is the skull purported to have been found in the Germany bunker turned out to be the skull of a woman. None of Hitler’s remains were ever found.
You’re right. We’re gonna need confirmable corpses this time or there’s gonna be a World War 4. Probably in the 2050’s.
He did say Americans will never have to vote again? You get what you voted for.
2019
Not new.
Wait: He also thinks he’s a demon king‽
The only thing that’s gonna last a thousand years is his cholesterol.
And bad Trump impersonations.
Charlie Chaplin is gonna rise from his grave for it.
Oh that wet fart ain’t gonna last the rest of the decade but his remora fish are structuring their power as we speak
I doubt he’ll even make it four years
The night after Adolf Hitler married Eva Braun, he killed them both. Marriage is hard.
Never ending. Pfff. He won’t live through his term. The man is a scabby bag of soup whose health is southbound.
The dementia will get him before the cheeseburgers do.
If grandpa was talking like this, the family would be arguing over which home to put him in. Watch him pause, “bigger number good, say that, maybe that was too high, lower number, NO, biggest number yet”. I wish him luck. Love to get paid for drug prescriptions!
Trump has the finest available medical care, and that’s the best they can do to keep his brain working.
