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usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

Who are you? Why are you in my phone?

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Who are you? Why are you in my phone?

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago
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    I need to get to Kings Cross Station. Could you let me out there?

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    This is your grandson. I need the new door code. I need the code to the door

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    I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00 AM!

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      Oh snap! It’s Darkwing Duck!

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    Because you said you would call me in the morning but never did.

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    Delivering moths

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    I was sent to warn you…there’s a mouse in your house

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    I’m not in your phone, i’m in your walls.

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