From my yard:

Majestic
I had an Akita-Pit that loved to climb trees after squirrels. Had those li’l fuckers scrambling in abject terror when they’d fully expected to be flipping around to talk coked-up shit from safety. Apparently, it only takes a couple ragdoll carnage scenes to teach a clutch of tree karens to find a new fuckin’ yard. 🤷🏽♂️
I have a Shiba Inu who can climb fences and trees. But then I’m not certain that she’s actually just a cat pretending to be a dog.
Hey, thats me!
They’re very good climbers, often also choose to sleep high up in the trees, nice and safe, better not roll over though…

Today I learned that Crocodiles can too. The fuck.
We’ve seen the same video I guess. I’m glad those things don’t come to Germany.
Yes, but just one. I hope…
Better you learned it this way vs flabbergasted in the last minute, eh?
You’re the Grey Fox! You’re under arrest for… For all kinds of stuff!
Dog hardware, cat firmware.
What a face!







