I hope you find this less exciting than the vacuum cord replacement post, in which I was (rightly) chastised for being vaguely interesting
I hope you find this less exciting than the vacuum cord replacement post, in which I was (rightly) chastised for being vaguely interesting
wait i can’t just melt my way through like with a gatorade bottle? well now i’m not gonna.
Brother, nobody said you can’t you just can’t use your cig lighter - you’ll need something slightly bigger like an acetylene torch. Never give up hope, especially when it comes to acting in an unreasonable fashion.
i’m gonna melt through it with a magnifying glass. that is sure to work.
It will focus the entire light and heat from the sun into a pinpoint of light that’s over a million degrees. It’ll definitely work.
i said a magnifying glass, not a moon-sized lens in orbit
Nah, I’m pretty sure a regular magnifying glass will do it. I know it works, we used to burn our names into sticks.