shish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1467arrow-down18cross-posted to: news@lemmings.worldbicycling@lemmy.worldbicycles@lemmy.caoffbeat@lemmy.canottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1459arrow-down1external-linkCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comshish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square60fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmings.worldbicycling@lemmy.worldbicycles@lemmy.caoffbeat@lemmy.canottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up150·edit-24 months agoThis is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret? Seriously, glad he’s okay.
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·edit-24 months agoThe baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy. (None of this is true…probably)
minus-squaretornavish@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 months agoThe power of the beret protected his head
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-24 months ago (None All of this is true…probably definitely)
minus-squareblave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 months agoYou should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
minus-squareDoubleohdonut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoJacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 months agoObviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.
minus-squareartyom@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 months agoIt would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoWith a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).
This is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret?
Seriously, glad he’s okay.
The baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy.
(None of this is true…probably)
The power of the beret protected his head
You should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
Jacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
Obviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.
Was Waldo French?
I think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
It would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
With a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).