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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    $2 if it comes as a $2 bill, and not 2 $1 bills or other smaller denominations.

  • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I could buy 2 $1 with $2. I’ll take the $2 and trade it in for 200¢

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Id rather have $1 because $1 > $2

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      what?

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        meow

  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’ll take both

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I think I’ll take your two dollars that way I get two dollars and the satisfaction of you not having two dollars, who said you can’t buy anything for a dollar these days.

  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world
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    Depends on the value of variables $1 and $2…

    SCNR

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    Are both $ indicating USD, or maybr one is USD, other is CAD?

    Whole lotta countries use the $ to indicate their own currency, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand…

    I dunno, it might be neat just to have a Loonie or a Twoonie though, eh?

    Or, we can pretend we’re doing currency arbitrage, wheeeee!!!

    Also, if you give me either one, or two doll hairs… I will be displeased.

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