… odd, but adorable.

Excellent answer lol.

EDIT: oh no, the actual post title.

welp, thats a critical whoosh failure on my part.

Damn. I did not know you actually could litterbox train them, that’s amazing.

I’ve had ex partners with guinea pigs and ferrets… but never rabbits.

I’ll have to bookmark the wabbitwiki, thank you!

Adorable! =D

Ciel is a more creative name than Bunnicula, my first thought, lol.

I’ve not been religious for a long time now, but I don’t know how else to phrase this:

I pray that one day I can put that knowledge toward just having a pet bunny.

… That would be nice.

Do… if you keep a bunbun as a pet, do they do better alone, or are they social enough that they need a buddy… or would two buddies in something like an apartment lead to fights?

… Can you potty train a rabbit like a cat, and let it roam around, or will it just relieve itself whereever?

… Turns out… if you go full ‘make line go up…’

… Line do not go up.

Line go down.

SAD!!!

(apologies to any readers who may have a PTSD reflex to boomer baby talk, their brains are mush, they struggle with complex concepts like ‘how does a tariff work’)

Noted.

I mean, will they eat each other if you can’t feed em for a while?

… I realize that is quite a grizzly thing to ask, and I don’t mean to be as flippant as the first comment…

But that would be a useful thing to know if you’re desperate enough to start a rabbit breeding pen for food, and you also have no idea what feed prices/availability will be.

Close!

I used to compile all the high level analytics and projection reports for all the Vice Presidents and Board Members, but they didn’t even notice when I corrected a massive category of double counted revenue within a month of taking over from the person whose position I was taking over.

After a year of being absurdly overworked, doing the job of half of the IT department for them, so that I could actually access the data I needed, being hilariously underpaid, and becoming far, far too well versed in passive aggressive, buzzword heavy, actionable information empty, corpospeak…

I left for greener pastures.

(not Discord lol. did contract db admin type work for MSFT for a bit, then said executive reports for a massive import export firm… then nonprofits, serving the homeless)

… take notes, Americans.

… why are her ears half of a portobello cap?

Pope’s dead by the touch of the/an AntiChrist, Easter has passed, and I guess a whole lot of Russians are about to meet Jesus, delivery via the clouds.

… I mean, fuck it, the world is basically a Millenium Dawn submod being played by WhatIfAltHist at this point, why fucking not.

Holy shit that was fast, good lord.

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Yep lol, golden parachute deployed!

… For the pilot.

Passengers are still in the plane, lunch cart just came around!

God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.

If red touches black, you’re ok, Jack.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow.

This aphorism only works in North America, but it is a pretty reliable way to determine the difference between a coral snake… and a milk snake, also many other kinds of similar looking, non venomous snakes.

You may note that the milk snake has a bit more of a defined neck, head vs body seperation, than the venomous coral snake… which … would mean if you followed your rule, you may end up a dead fellow.

…

Now… many, venomous snakes make some kind of an alert sound, a hiss or rattle or someother bodily mechanism of saying ‘back the fuck up’.

But not all of them.

… and a great many venomous snakes… well they hide in the shrubbery and tall grasses, meaning you can easily accidentally come upon one if you’re moving through brushland, or a wetland…

You’re right that you should never intentionally sneak up on a snake… but… it is usually more like accidentally happen to be too close to one, hear the alert sound, waaay too close to be comfortable… and then you fucking freeze, try to figure out where exactly it is by your ears alone, and then very, very slowly back away untill you can’t hear the rattle anymore.

At least thats what I did when that happened to me, and I lived, to insufferably recount the tale as I am now, lol.

There’s… only one kind of rattlesnake in Eastern Washington state.

And it is venomous.

Say hello to my missed connection:

But hey, your ‘does it have a neck’ rule works for this one!

Too bad I never saw it, at all… its got pretty good camoflauge for the one to two feet tall grasses and shrubs it resides in.

Snake bites are of course, overall, a very uncommon thing for most people to be worried about… but if you are regularly involved in some kind of outdoor activity, or just kinda live out in the sticks, or are renting an AirBnB out there… you should probably familiarize yourself with the local wildlife.

…

As a final note, I am not any kind of snake expert at all.

But I do know that if you are, then the actual word for that is… Herpetologist. Expert in Herpetology.

Consult your local Herpetologist before you derp around in the badlands, lol.

…

EDIT: Final addendum: Female snakes often tend be considerably more pissy, apt to warn and stike, when they are in heat.

None of that changes or even addresses what I said in the comment you are replying to.

Yes, a corpo flex often involves throwing a ton of money and manpower at something…

Yes, Skyblivion development will probably continue… doesn’t change the fact that Bethesda just did a giant corpo flex on them.

The… whole … point of a corpo flex … is to showcase that you have a disproportionate amount of legal and monetary power, and you can use that to humiliate upstarts, show others how insignificant they are.

Have… you never worked in a large corp? Or… studied how they make business decisions?

Have you ever worked in software development?

… never even picked the corpo background for cyberpunk 2077?

Please, please Canada, as an American I beg you, fucking ban Uber.

Throw it on the pile of ‘shit from America it turns out we don’t actually need or want that badly’.

… Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Unfortunately, I have a bad wrist/hand, and cannot type much more without extreme pain.

That being said… wonderful conversation, truly, thank you for that.

As a parting comment, I will say:

MooresLawIsDead is great youtube channel. =D

So is uh, Threat Interactive.

They go very in depth into showing the details of … basically, game engine and game optimization is largely dead, everyone is now just relying on assuming every end user has a supercomputer GPU to throw enough raw power and input lag inducing frame gen to smooth over a whole, whole lot of bad optimization and … unsustainable fundamental game design practices, which of course go along with the unsustainable fundamental hardware architectures.