Let’s get mad like the gif days.
Poownd obviously
On pure pwnage they pronounced it ‘owned’
Yeah, that’s how we’d say it when actually gaming. “Total ownage” man was that fun to yell at your friends while the four of you clustered around a CRT playing Halo on a 4-way split screen and one controller was always the garbage one and mountain dew affected you like cocaine…
Considering that it began as a typo of owned, this shouldn’t be hard to figure out.
Excuse me, this is the internet. There is nothing that can’t be made into extreme controversy.
Wait, it’s not pronounced pffned?
As it’s written. Pwned. No need to stick an extra “o” or “a” or any other vowel in between.
It says “pwned”, so “pwned” it is.
Which brings us back to where we started:
How exactly do you pronounce pwned?
Pee-double-you-NED!
I sometimes see people saying “pronounce it like it’s the name of a Greek philosopher” or “pronounce it as if it was Spanish”.
There’s a “p”, a “w”, an “n”, an “e” and a “d”. Say those in a row. “As if it was Spanish”, to make sure that e is really e and not i.
pwnedcles
PuWoNed?
Drop the u and o away from between and you’ve got it :)
This guy!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like pwnd, which is something like pünd or /pʊnd/
Like tomato.
you gotta remember most people on here are not estonian so you gotta make it easy for the folks who need to insert extra letters just to not do a diphthong
- I’m Gerald of Nivea. Up for a game of Pwent?
Like this pure pwnage
Shameful to not link the original series, but I fully agree, it’s definitely pronounced “owned”, and anyone who says otherwise is a massive noob
“Powned”, long o
Your description made me read it like “pooned” at first.
Yes
It’s just “Owned” with a “P” at the beginning. P-Owned.
Same way you pronounce “Boned”.That’s what she said
I don’t pronounce it.
Poned, but occasionally pew-ned for reasons
Pow ( like bow wow) + Ned (like Ned Stark)
That’s not a word I say out loud.
It’s pronounced pwned, as all right thinking people know
P-you-nd - cus it’s fun to say
pawned, as “pawn” from “pawn shop”, and “ned” same as the name















