My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It
NORMALIZE ADDING BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE
*ONE HANDED BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY DRIVING
:-:•;°°*:.;.–•
I really really don’t like memes that promote actual literal harm like this.
It’s funny due to the obvious absurdity
Poe’s Law, there will always be somebody dumb enough.
Superbly shit post indeed.
And while you’re at it, put handles on pudding cups so I can steer and hold my snack. I need my right hand for the spoon and scrolling Youtube,
They’ll certainly have a big brain when the blunt force trauma from the accident causes hemorrhaging.
##CATS SHOULD NOT HAVE DRIVER’S LICENSES##
Silence, heretic!
I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there’s no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!
Hear me out: why do we allow pedestrians!? It’s like, get a car!
c/fuckpedestrians
spill proof drink containers are game changer!
I gare noy???
What does that mean???
I believe it says “I care not”.
The funny thing is your don’t even need to read the text for this one
Yeah, everyone know he say yes and put on the ring 😊
Nah you’re think of a different scene. This is the scene where he asks for sloppy toppy (passionately)
I didn’t even know there was text until seeing the replies
I was trying to read this while driving, but there wasn’t enough contrast between the white text and the light gray cat 😿
Texting while driving isn’t that dangerous, I alw
Like Gramma always said, “it’s not the drunk drivers that are the problem. It’s those fucking drunk crashers giving us a bad name!”
Fedisniper strikes again. When will this terror end?
I know we all joke about this, but like, it’s literally probably safer than using a fucking unintuitive touchscreen to control your climate settings or wipers or headlights
you could have a dash mounted phone and use voice to text, and that is pretty much guaranteed less of a distraction to a driver than trying to navigate menus to turn off their high beams
Tuchscreen cars normally support android auto or apple carplay and have a siri/alexe/whazever button on the wheel
Texting, phoning no problem, eyes on the road
I will not buy a car that requires the touchscreen to operate essential functions like wipers.
Putting indicator buttons on the steering wheel is just as bad if the steering wheel can turn more than 45°.
Well Tesla tried to fix that by making it a yoke instead of a wheel so your hands would never leave their designated positions. And then they went and fucked that up by making it a fixed steering ratio like a regular wheel, which defeated the entire purpose of a yoke. Then they just ditched the yoke entirely instead of developing a variable ratio steering mechanism for it, and that was it for the yoke. Oh also they went back on their bold and courageous and revolutionary and innovative move of removing the steering stalk in favor of shitty capacitive buttons on the wheel, because everyone hated that too. Very brave.
I was slowly scrolling down while reading, expecting it to say “while drunk”
How else is one supposed to drive?
While drinking? Drunk means I’m finished, past tense.
You’ll get smaller text so your eyes stay on the road and you’ll like it.
This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.
ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT
