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minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoYeah but like… What if he was… What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺? Maybe Bill Clinton’s dong was Trump’s French horn?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoNo man, he can’t suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoQueue rocky training montage but it’s him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald’s bags
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWould watch. But you know he doesn’t open his own coke.
Yeah but like…
What if he was…
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton’s dong was Trump’s French horn?
No man, he can’t suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
Queue rocky training montage but it’s him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald’s bags
Would watch.
But you know he doesn’t open his own coke.