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Is rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons?

  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Squirrels don’t fear the water,
    Nor do the mice, chipmunks, or rats!
    (We can be like they are) Come on, baby
    (Don’t fear the water) Cuddle this raccoon
    (Don’t fear the water) You could very well die
    (Don’t fear the reaper) Raccoons are my jaaaaaam!
    La, la la la la
    La, la la la OW!