Hammers are very dangerous. Tens of thousands of hammer accidents happen a year in the US. Hammers can be used to dismantle and destroy things. They’ve even been used in the perpetration of crimes and murders. I could not on good conscience date someone who uses a hammer.
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In the beginning, there was life and it was good. Then came the hammer and it’s been shit ever since. Our best philosophers are deeply divided: those who think we never should have left the trees (return to monke) and those who think we never should have left the oceans. (return to crab)
If hammers were only useful for hurting people, yes, yes I would.
I’m curious on data regarding hammer related deaths. It’s really hard to kill yourself with a hammer.
What is its MC Hammer?
Love can wait. Safety first.
Bang! Bang!
Gee I’ve never seen this argued before. By golly you’ve cracked the code. Checkmate!!
Stop ✋
…Hammer Time! 🦀
A girl’s gotta have standards
As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.
As an European I’ll just refer to the statistics on hammer murders and the differences between hammer city, USA and Peaceburg, Anywhere Europe. Again.
I only use this kind of hammers.
I won’t date anyone who uses dihydrogen monoxide on a regular basis
I had some of that at an extremely early age. Addicted ever since. I still can’t go a day without it without feeling terrible.
I prefer to date fellas who be swinging hammer. 😏
Well, that leaves anyone in a trade out of the dating pool then because most of them, eg. in the carpentry field, use hammers of some kind and in some way.
Can confirm. I work on industrial equipment. Sometimes you just gotta hit it with a hammer.
I can also confirm. I write software for a living. A hammer is a must-have.
As a mechanic with about 10 hammers, guess I’m out.
I have ethical concerns about this.
Maybe we could hammer out an agreement.
