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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 16 天前

We'll just ignore that

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 16 天前
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    16 天前

    Where else do you get calamari?

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    I suspect circumcision is a devious, elaborate conspiracy by the lotion industry.

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      Dude, grow up and use lube like an adult instead of hurting yourself.

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        I don’t have to use anything cause I live in a civilized place where parents don’t mutilate their children.

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        oooooh the lube is for the helmet
        i never understood the need for lube when jerking it in the states, now it makes sense

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s really not necessary imo

          • yuri@pawb.social
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            yeah the flesh of your genits is some of the stretchiest stuff you have on you. it’s like one week of uncomfortable wanks when you’re a teenager and then you’re set for life.

  • DoctorPress@lemmy.zip
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    Circumsion must be illegal world-wide.

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    Should we trend the hashtag CircumcisionIsKnifeRape ?

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Wait til you hear about intersex babies.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 天前

    Wait until you learn about Oral Suction Circumcisions

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      16 天前

      Do I want to know?

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        You really don’t.

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          Is there like an evil version of TIL? Because I just went to the Wikipedia article about this practice and I wish I hadn’t done that.

          • rapchee@lemmy.world
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            TIWCTL, or today i was cursed to learn

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      15 天前

      Why are you so antisemitic?

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        15 天前

        Oy vey calling out pedophiles is antiseptic.

    • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz
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      16 天前

      Neonatal genital herpes isn’t going to spread itself.

    • Shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works
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      15 天前

      Oral what now?

    • Da Oeuf@slrpnk.net
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      Extremely disturbing. I’m shocked this is legal.

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      15 天前

      Oy vey!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    14 天前

    I mean… They clearly believe in god and god told them to do that.

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    I’ve heard an american nurse’s perspective who’s had to clean uncircumsized children. What I gather is thar americans are so generally unhygenic and neglectful that it’s extremely common for parents to bring in children for cleaning when things go wrong. She thinks circumscion is a medically sound option.

    The american government thinks circumcision is a cost effective preventive measure, which makes sense if you’ve seen the price of healthcare. The rest of the world generally agrees that this practice isn’t super effective, and it’s primarily fueled by judaism and islam or aesthetic.

    I’ll spare the horror stories and scary diagrams for my fellow man. I’m against circumcision. Have you seen what it looks lile after surgery and how much pain the baby is in? The diaper hurts them.

    We don’t complain about having to clean baby girls. Not to mention the risk for irreversable damage that can reduce pleasure or be painful for life.

    I think consenting individuals should participate in the anatomy of their body and not have that choice taken away by religious/lazy parents.

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      The idea that baby boys are hard to clean and the healthcare excuse are both propaganda created by Christian fundamentalist groups.

      It’s not necessary in any way and is even considered unethical in many parts of the world.

      https://www.galdef.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Welch-Erasing-Foreskin-JBSM-2024.pdf

  • BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works
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    Says the fat fuck alcoholic on his second liver transplant popping ed pills and finastrade to cling to his last morsel of relevancy.

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    Also intersex kids. Obviously their bodies aren’t sacred. Only binary cis people.

    • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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      I thought only medically necessary surgeries are done?

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Medically necessary to the doctor or parents’ idea of binary gender. Yes.

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Seriously. Why would you think that?

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        that would make sense, right?

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    Uncircumcised dicks look weird AF.

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      Yeah the natural thing is the thing that looks weird. Not random genital mutilation of infants. Totally.

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        Maybe but unless you live in one of those countries where it’s normal, you should do what’s right for your kid so they feel normal.

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      Brainwashed instead of dick washed?

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      Only because circumcised dicks are normalized by how common infant genital mutilation is.

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        It is what happens when you live in a country where the only type of sexual education is watching porn.

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          You are African? I don’t mean that type of circumcision.

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            I am not.

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    I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK

    20,000 LOST NERVE ENDINGS

    A LIFETIME OF LOW SENSITIVITY AND MID ORGASMS.

    SOMEONE DESERVES TO DIE FOR THIS.

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    King David in the corner:

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    What is it with yanks and cutting up babies dicks?

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      more carry overs from judaism; so much of the bible carries over

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      Idk I got one because im Jewish, soon the entire thing will be cut off >:3

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      They sell the foreskins.

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        And you have to pay to have it removed!

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      Look up “John Harvey Kellogg circumcision”. A lot of the US obsession with cutting up baby penisses is because of him and his obsession with preventing boys from masturbating.

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        And unfortunately, many Americans don’t ever think or question anything. It just remained this way.

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        It didn’t work.

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        Wasn’t that why he invented corn flakes too?

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        That dude was a freak

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        On Wikipedia, his supposed instigation and popularization of circumcision is listed as a common misconception. It still looks like he supported the practice at some point though

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        The Kellogg in Fallout 4 is his descendant

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      At this point it’s mostly just to match the dad.

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      Christian radicals I think.

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      Religious cult nonsense is the typical reason.

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        And then it got so popular they decided it would be weird to stop 🙄

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    Not the pencil sharpening

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