• P1nkman@lemmy.world
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    15 天前

    What’s next? “Decapitated limbs found 100 feet apart, with the head in the center on a pentagram. Ruled as suicide.”

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      Don’t grant then the pentagram, that shit is originally a symbol of protection that , like the Nazis stealing iconography, was bastardized by the church.

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        I’m not, I just used it as an example, because any symbols basically scares the Christians.

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        The insane part is, as stated in the article, even the family’s attorney is saying “how could you let someone get out of their cell, and tie three separate noses to hang themselves?”

        What in the fuck, how is his not automatically determined to be foul play? NOT EVEN BY THE ATTONREY SUING THE DHS

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      Are you tired of having to appear by zoom before a judge in the Hague every time you assassinate a suspected spy?

      There’s gotta be a better way!

      Seriously though wtf is this bullshit? Did you see the fucking weird ass shit they’re trying to pin on this guy?

      Who the fuck “hog ties themselves?”

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    Why is everyone ignoring the possibility that that he was an illusionist?

    This man was obviously performing escape magic and failed during the final death defying illusion.

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    Does anyone have a list of all ICE detention facilities?

    Not for any particular reason. Definitely not to see if anything can be done to free the victims.

    Definitely not so that international efforts could help coordinate the rescue of the victims.

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          If a 4 goon squad kicks in a door and 2 or 3 come out alive after meeting a 12 gauge, eventually they’re gonna have to try a lot harder to recruit.

          Problem is, that tipping point means immediate bloodshed all over. I honestly don’t know of any other way to beat a Nazi than with a bullet to the head.

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            Oh, there’s a lot of ways to beat Nazis without bullets to the head. Bullets to major organs and vessels will do it. Fire is pretty effective, more so if you use thermite (I fucking love thermite). Carbon monoxide, compressed nitrogen, chlorine gas.

            Rapid percussive force. Blood loss in general. A baseball bat. Hell the katana you’ve been saving for situations like this. Bows. Not crossbows, interestingly.

            Yeah. Nazis are just squishy monsters with a crunchy interior.

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                I have to dig that back up. I think it ended up being that the size of a crossbow capable of bear hunting vs a compound bow was significant.

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                  Fair enough, slow to reload and all that. My personal favorite is the tried and true 1911 but thermite is also fucking awesome and a quick death should not be the end of a Nazis life

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                Crossbows are clunky and slow operate.

                Their plus is that untrained people can use them.

                An expert bowman could outmatch a group of 12 crossbowmen.

                But if you had a group of 50+ men to arm with bows or crossbows (hundereds and thousands weren’t uncommon historically), a crossbow was more effective because there’s no way in hell you’d get, say, 10.000 expert bowmen. If you were to arm such a legion with bows, you’d most likely suffer more damage from friendly fire than from enemy fire.

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          True but this is why you hypothetically look at the administrative staff not the field agents: field agents signed up for conflict, administrative staff didn’t and therefore they want to avoid any sort of confrontation.

          And a large organisation cannot function without administrators.

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    They are floating a balloon here. Will cities erupt in flame? Or… are they paying attention… let’s roll the dice and see if we can get this party started…

    I hope they are not thinking that way… but this is an order of magnitude worse than their usual behavior. Has to be part of a larger strategy.

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    He’s found hog-tied and hanging, and it’s declared a suicide?

    It also said that several others have died in a similar manner.

    How does someone who is hog-tied commit suicide? And how does it get to be a common method of suicide?

    The more likely scenario is that they tie up people in this manner for some reason (torture, punishment, entertainment) and if they die, they report it as suicide, and nobody questions it.

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    The foxes are running the henhouse, but chickens always come home to roost.

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    Meanwhile Democrats: The files bro, trust me bro. King Piggy has full veto power but trust me bro the files will end facism bro.