• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    3 months ago

    I don’t know how to cook for shit (I once set pasta on fire) but I feel like even my dumbass could figure out how to make that work. Motherfucker needs to refine their recipe.

    • okmko@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      🤣. Htf does pasta even catch fire? There’s usually moisture at all times.

      Well I will say that the cookies were safe to eat at least. I think they are in the process of making it work atm.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        I managed to boil the water down a tad bit too much cause they weren’t softening, some of them were stuck to the side of the pot and caught fire. From there it was a simple matter of energy burnoff.

              • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                3 months ago

                Yeah that’s generally the face folks make when I tell them that story. Highschool was a bitch to me since my wake period is generally from 8 PM to about 12 PM, so I was usually already winding down by the time school started.

                • okmko@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  edit-2
                  3 months ago

                  Damn that’s rough having a circadian rhyme like that.

                  The closest I’d get to understanding that would be that I recently found out that I have sleep apnea severe enough to eventually kill me that was untreated most of my life. You wouldn’t expect it by looking at me because I look like a twink but there’s apparently a neurological version of the issue that skinny ppl can suffer from.

          • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            3 months ago

            In our old office we had a stove in the break room. A coworker managed to forget she was boiling eggs and smoke out the building 3 times in 4 months.

            We finally bought her a gimmicky egg cooker that would turn itself off.