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For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here
“Aw jeez”
Yeah, gotta love those ‘someone had to take the blame’ situations.
They didn’t die though?
Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.
Not to mention Violet going to the blueberry press
They didn’t die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.
Violet totally died.
No one cares about Violet.
Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management
Counterpoint: Pin it on Uncle Joe, that piece of shit
Grandpa Joe
The heck did I get Uncle Joe from
Thanks, Biden.
Step two: Change nothing.
Step 3 - find another child patsy
Step 4 - Profit.
No question mark necessary this time.
I’m still waiting on the world to realize that dude was diddling those kids, but y’all aren’t ready to hear it.
Edit: See?
Don’t make your pedo fantasies the world’s problem.
You mean the oompa loompas? Those aren’t kids. I don’t think… 🤔
I think canonically they’re their own species.
Well, I’m not waiting for the world to realize it. That dude was clearly up to no good.
