• melfie@lemy.lol
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    5 days ago

    Dihydrogen monoxide is potent greenhouse gas that has caused many deaths, and we should stop using it to generate power.

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      Everybody who has been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide is expected to die at some point.

      It’s in schools, hospitals, and even beer.

    • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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      While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.

      Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.