• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.