Why don’t you get me a field mouse?"

She goes, “No, you’re on drugs!”

I go, "Mom, I’m okay, I’m just thinking

She goes, "No, you’re not thinking, you’re on drugs!

Normal people don’t act that way"

I go, “Mom, just get me a field mouse, please”

All I want is a field mouse, and she wouldn’t give it to me

All I wanted was a field mouse, just one mouse

And she wouldn’t give it to me, just a FIELD MOUSE